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Top definition. If I don't get my way , I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass. Retribution ; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on. Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you? Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow on your ass. Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you! Can of Whoop-ass unknown. An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early